Funny WhatsApp Status – Cool & Funny Status

WhatsApp, the most popular messaging platform, has become daily routine of our lives. We can share everything with our friends online using this medium. Unlike chat, if you use WhatsApp status, it will reach to all your friends. Here I will list most Funny WhatsApp Status messages.

Funny WhatsApp Status:

• Life is short. Chat fast!
• After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
• Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
• Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
• Do you know the major cause for divorce? Marriage.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”
• Only in math problems can you hold 7 Apples in one and 9 Oranges in other and no one will ask what the hell is wrong with you and your hands.
• A: “Was that lightning?!” B: “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
• If you’re trying to improve your memory, lend someone money
• That update doesn’t really seem to make any difference, Adobe.
• Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status. 😛
• Internet connection failed!: ? Wait patiently. ? Rape the refresh button.
• I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
• My brain has too many tabs open, Need to stop refreshing.
• Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. So you save it again
• The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
• If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love YouTube” really fast.
• Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?” A: Inheritance
• You can disturb me….. i’m available.
• When nothing seems right, go left.
• I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
• I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
• Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.
• Knowledge is like underwear, it is useful to have it but don’t show it off.
• SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
• Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
• Washing powder nirma Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye Rangeen kapde bhi Khil khil jaaye Sabki pasand nirma… Washing powder nirma Nirma!!!
• Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :p
• Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
• My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.
• Hating people takes too much energy, so I just pretend they are dead..! 😀
• I’m cool but global warming made me hot
• Error: status unavailable
• when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half
• Am gonna make my status…………. better you too Focus on your Status only
• tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
• Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
• My laziness is like 8, it becomes infinity when I lie down
• After so many Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF
• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
• Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
• My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.
•  I love my job only when I’m on vacation! 😉
• You can use my bad English as your funny status
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
•  I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
• (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
• One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

Here is the list of Best Funny WhatsApp status. Do share and comment your favourite one. Cheers!