WhatsApp, the most popular messaging platform, has become daily routine of our lives. We can share everything with our friends online using this medium. Unlike chat, if you use WhatsApp status, it will reach to all your friends. Here I will list most Funny WhatsApp Status messages.
Funny WhatsApp Status:
Life is short. Chat fast!
After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Do you know the major cause for divorce? Marriage.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”
Only in math problems can you hold 7 Apples in one and 9 Oranges in other and no one will ask what the hell is wrong with you and your hands.
A: “Was that lightning?!” B: “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
If you’re trying to improve your memory, lend someone money
That update doesn’t really seem to make any difference, Adobe.
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status. 😛
Internet connection failed!: ? Wait patiently. ? Rape the refresh button.
I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
My brain has too many tabs open, Need to stop refreshing.
Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. So you save it again
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love YouTube” really fast.
Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?” A: Inheritance
You can disturb me….. i’m available.
When nothing seems right, go left.
I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.
Knowledge is like underwear, it is useful to have it but don’t show it off.
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.